by Anthony Bright-Paul
Who wants to eat crap? Yet every day we are all force-fed – we are forced to swallow Climate crap.
Let me ask you a question. What is Carbon? Do I insult your intelligence? Carbon is a very abundant element of the Periodic Table. It is a chemical element like lead, like hydrogen, like Oxygen. Yet, scientists everywhere and scientific journalists of all kinds inundate us with bilge – we are all forced to eat climate crap. Let me prove my point.
May I ask you a very simple question? Is there one World Climate? Let me explain. Is the climate the same in Florida as in California? They both can be hot, but I think Florida is a lot more humid. Is the climate in Washington State the same as the climate in Washington DC? Far from it. Is the climate in Santa Monica the same as the climate just over the mountain in the San Fernando Valley? Not when I was there, selling Real Estate for Gribin von Dyl – the climates there were distinctly different.
In the UK is the climate in Yorkshire the same as in Lancashire, separated as they are by the Pennines? No, their climates are as vastly different as is the character of a Yorkshire man and a Lancastrian.
Let us travel a bit farther afield. How would you compare the climate in Sydney, Australia, with Invercargill on the south of South Island, New Zealand? They have climates as different as chalk and cheese. And what about Moscow? How does it compare with Jakarta in Indonesia? Jakarta is amazingly hot and humid, which is hardly the case with Moscow. How does Delhi, India, compare with Lhasa, Tibet? The former is insufferably hot and the latter insufferably cold.
I could go on and on, just to labour the point. There is no such entity as a Global climate, so that all talk of fighting Climate Change is just so much gibberish and an assault on the English language. And as to trying to halt the multiple changes in millions of microclimates by cutting emissions of a trace gas, it is laughable, risible, and pitiful.
The trouble is that our kids and our grand kids have been force-fed a lot of garbage for so long, so that when a little hobgoblin from Sweden begins to regurgitate such rubbish she gains as much notoriety as Joan of Arc.
Any half intelligent person will know that there are 29 major climate systems in the world and hundreds, nay millions of microclimates. Ask any Meteorologist, who is not afraid that he might lose his job, should he speak truth.
Here’s another question for you? Which is the principal Greenhouse gas? It is Water Vapour, by a huge margin. Now here is something else with which we are force-fed. Emissions of Greenhouse Gases are supposed to make us hot; they are supposed to make the whole world warmer and warmer and hotter than we have ever been. Does not that strike you as strange?
How does water vapour occur? When the sun shines on the oceans of salt water, evaporation occurs. Tell me, is evaporation warming or cooling? Right in one – it is cooling. When Water Vapour condenses into clouds, is that warming or cooling? Right again. Clouds are cooling in more than one way, as they reflect back the rays of the sun, as well as masking sunlight.
When rain falls, that is a cosmic miracle, since Great Nature or God – your choice – has turned salt water into pure fresh water for lakes and rivers. Without fresh water there would be no agriculture, there would be no trees, no forests, no jungles, there would be no grass, no steppes, no savannahs, no veldt – in fact there would be no animals and no birds either and no humans. When rain falls the atmosphere is washed and it cools.
The scientists cannot deal with clouds, so they are fixated on a very minor gas that is only 0.04% of our atmosphere and claim Carbon Dioxide is absorbing infrared. Well that is a joke, isn’t it, since just about every substance under the sun absorbs infrared, including all of you, my friends. Only Nitrogen and Oxygen in the atmosphere are transparent to infrared. Only Nitrogen and Oxygen are the exceptions to the rule.
So the theory goes that Carbon Dioxide traps heat and therefore makes the whole world hotter. If we don’t stop emissions we will all be extinct by the end of this century, so the theory goes. We must stop the Global temperature from increasing by more than one and a half degrees centigrade. Hullo! Do any of you guys know the Global temperature today? Has it been broadcast on CNN? No, it has not, nor has it been broadcast on the BBC in England. Why not? Answer: because there is no such entity. It is garbage, it is crap, it is ordure.
Heat is not a substance. You can trap a Polar Bear, but in no way can anyone trap heat, since heat is defined as a transfer of kinetic energy from one system to another. Anybody here caught a transfer of energy? Has anyone ever in the history of mankind trapped heat? Nobody. We can generate heat in a variety of ways, but heat by itself always flows from hot to cold – that is law conformable. However hard we try to insulate a house, say, with lagging, with double-glazing, the heat that our boilers generate simply slips away.
I recently wrote that Carbon Dioxide, far from warming anything whatsoever, is a major refrigerant for the transport and preservation of perishable foodstuffs. Some doubt was cast upon my claims, so I looked it all up again. So I repeat now with confidence that Carbon Dioxide is a major refrigerant. The transport of perishable foodstuffs depends upon this major refrigerant.
Who is responsible for all this crap, this climate crap? Who was it that started the idea that the world was getting hotter and hotter, while we know that the sun is burning out and that the whole solar system is inching away from the Sun? Ok, it will take a few million years yet, but Al Gore’s Inconvenient Truth becomes more and more inconvenient. The claims that the Globe is getting hotter and hotter become ever more strident. I have to say it – it is the ex Vice President Al Gore who is largely responsible for the hysteria around the climate crap. Do you like eating crap? As for me, I cannot stomach it.
Now here is a delightful and simple illustration, entitled Photosynthesis. What do we know about Photosynthesis? We know that green plants feed on Carbon Dioxide in the atmosphere and produce for us humans and all the animal kingdom Oxygen. We cannot live without Oxygen. Therefore to demonise Carbon Dioxide which is food for green plants is the height of insanity. So I am a Green, but not one of those hysterical Greens who want to secrete Carbon Dioxide somewhere deep in the bowels of the earth. Can you imagine anything more self-destructive? It is like a blueprint for the annihilation of the human species.
Let us be clear. The Greenhouse Gases are major coolants. The Greenhouse gases cool the earth. The Sun warms the earth, but the Greenhouse Gases regulate that heat. Those who demonise the Greenhouse gases are in fact contributing to the warming.
It is time for us humans to ‘cool it’ – it is time for us to let Great Nature do its job. The Greenhouse gases are the thermostats of the earth. Thank God for the Greenhouse gases.
Copyright 2020 by Anthony Bright-Paul
09/01/2020